October 19 2014, 11pm


oh, you’re playing the legend of zelda? i love that game. the way zelda’s just [clenches fist] a frickin legend

October 18 2014, 10am


I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great